The IdeaStore

Welcome to The IdeaStore!

Please read this stuff, it’s actually important!

Hooray the pre-order campaign is over and that means that orders generally will ship within a few days from you ordering them.  We’re all back to normal now.

Please read and understand all notes and disclaimers in the special non-material items offered.

The final store checkout will take you to PayPal.  YOU DO NOT NEED A PAYPAL ACCOUNT.  They take credit cards.

Regarding shipping – Holy cow the cost of shipping has gone up quite a bit since our last campaign, especially international rates. We will actually lose money on most small orders, especially international orders, but we’re OK with that. We did our best to set up the shipping rates to be fair, however we are aware that large orders will add up to higher shipping costs. Please do not be afraid – complete your order – we will be following every order carefully and when we encounter excessive shipping costs we will contact you and offer refunds through Paypal based on accurate shipping rates.

Totally make sure your address information is correct (duh), and especially make sure your email address is correct. If we can’t get a message to you, we can’t get a message to you. We really want to get a message to you.

If you have any concerns or problems with the store, contact us at ideamen@gmail.com.

Donate to Ideamen!

Hey, we may as well ask.  Since so many of you wanted to throw money at us – here’s your chance.  Money for nothing.  Well, you get our undying gratitude.  We’ll use this money to go on tour.  To see you.  Oh, and we’ll give you a shoutout on Facebook and/or Twitter!

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Ideamen Trained When We’re Young CD

This is it!  Trained When We’re Young, the new 2017 release from Ideamen, our third release on Rotten Records.  Filled with delicious Ideamen jelly and topped with whipped cream.

Price: $12.00

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Ideamen Progress EP CD

We are finally repressing the Ideamen debut EP, Progress! 

Price: $10.00

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Ideamen Schemata CD

Schemata, our sophomore album with Rotten Records.  Heh, I said ‘sophomore’.

Price: $12.00

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Ideamen Interesting Times CD

Our first release with Rotten Records.  May you live in interesting times indeed.

Price: $12.00

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Ideamen Full Color Factory Shirt

This was designed by Ed Wisinski, the guy that did the original art for the Three Floyd’s Dark Lord beer!  We didn’t make these ourselves, we done paid out the nose for an awesome full color print on a high quality shirt.  These are NICE.  Like Nordstrom nice.

*NOTE*  We finally got the art!  Sooo, this image is pretty much what it will look like.

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Price: $30.00

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Gear Head Kid Shirt

Hey, this is new!  Our very own Gear Head Kids’ head was carefully surgically removed from the Trained When We’re Young art and grafted onto our logo.  Science FTW!

*Note*  These are printed with white ink on a red shirt.  Appropriate image coming soon!

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Price: $15.00

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Full Color Factory Poster

This was designed by Ed Wisinski, the guy that did the original art for the Three Floyd’s Dark Lord beer!  Poster is glossy 18×24 inch.

*NOTE*  We finally got the art!  Sooo, this image is pretty much what it will look like.

Price: $20.00

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Tesla Shirt

A fan-inspired design of the Wardenclyffe Tower.  It was supposed to provide wireless electricity and communications.  It got blowed up, but not by awesome steampunk zeppelins.

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Price: $15.00

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Light Bulb Logo Shirt

A new shirt with an old-school logo we used back in the progress days.  Shiny reflective ink on a dark green shirt.

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Price: $15.00

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BrainTank Shirt

The first shirt design we printed ourselves, and still the best seller.  If you’re not sure what shirt to get, this one’s cool.

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Price: $15.00

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BrainDrone Shirt

This is a tip of the hat to the BrainTank, updated with Schemata themeyness.  Do what you want, I’ll be watching.

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Price: $15.00

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Masquerade Shirt

The “Horses Head” inspired shirt.  Keep it in the shade, Cellar masquerade.  Printed on front and back.

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Price: $15.00

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Hat with flight patch

[[SOLD OUT]]

Sorry we done sold all of these thingies.  We’ll make more.  After the tour.

A nice fitted hat made by Propper with an Ideamen flight patch on it.  Hat approved by Mark.  Sizes are S, M, L, XL.  If you know your hat size by a different method, here’s a chart.

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Price: $20.00

Embroidered Flight Patch

A high quality embroidered patch with a new, flight patch-like logo.  Sourced from a local Chicago company.

Price: $5.00

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Ideamen Zippo

A Zippo!  Yeah, a Zippo, how cool is that?  Brushed stainless Zippo, made cooler with the addition of a die cast Ideamen gear logo.  DIY FTW!

Price: $30.00

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GearLogo Die Cast Pin

Now this is classy.  A die cast pin, bronzed, sandblasted, and so cool.  We found ’em at a place in Chicago.  Go local businesses!

Price: $5.00

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Bottle Opener Button

A Button that is also a Bottle Opener!  What will they think of next?  How utterly convenient.  How utterly…  well yeah it is a little kitschy trinket.  But it has our logo on it.  Yeah!

Price: $2.00

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Duct Tape Mustache – Mise En Scéne CD

Tim’s old band Duct Tape Mustache!  Their release from 2005, Mise En Scéne.  We’ve got a handful of these left, why should we be hoarding them all?

Price: $5.00

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Gwen Mitchell Experiment – Esque CD

Mark’s old band, Gwen Mitchell Experiment.  Their 2007 release, Esque.  You wanna hear more bass by Mark?  Look no further.

Price: $5.00

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Donate to Dreams!

Dreams Sandbox and Tutorials is a group in Second Life who are host to several support groups and educational endeavors.  Dave plays around over there, and they could really use your help to keep the sims and groups running.  Dave might send you something extra if you donate to Dreams.

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