The IdeaStore

Welcome to The IdeaStore!

Please read this stuff, it’s actually important!

Hooray the pre-order campaign is over and that means that orders generally will ship within a few days from you ordering them.  We’re all back to normal now.

Please read and understand all notes and disclaimers in the special non-material items offered.

The final store checkout will take you to PayPal.  YOU DO NOT NEED A PAYPAL ACCOUNT.  They take credit cards.

Regarding shipping – Holy cow the cost of shipping has gone up quite a bit since our last campaign, especially international rates. We will actually lose money on most small orders, especially international orders, but we’re OK with that. We did our best to set up the shipping rates to be fair, however we are aware that large orders will add up to higher shipping costs. Please do not be afraid – complete your order – we will be following every order carefully and when we encounter excessive shipping costs we will contact you and offer refunds through Paypal based on accurate shipping rates.

Totally make sure your address information is correct (duh), and especially make sure your email address is correct. If we can’t get a message to you, we can’t get a message to you. We really want to get a message to you.

If you have any concerns or problems with the store, contact us at ideamen@gmail.com.

Donate to Ideamen!

Hey, we may as well ask.  Since so many of you wanted to throw money at us – here’s your chance.  Money for nothing.  Well, you get our undying gratitude.  We’ll use this money to go on tour.  To see you.  Oh, and we’ll give you a shoutout on Facebook and/or Twitter!

Loading Updating cart…

Ideamen Trained When We’re Young CD

This is it!  Trained When We’re Young, the new 2017 release from Ideamen, our third release on Rotten Records.  Filled with delicious Ideamen jelly and topped with whipped cream.

Price: $12.00

Loading Updating cart…

Ideamen Progress EP CD

We are finally repressing the Ideamen debut EP, Progress! 

Price: $10.00

Loading Updating cart…

Ideamen Schemata CD

Schemata, our sophomore album with Rotten Records.  Heh, I said ‘sophomore’.

Price: $12.00

Loading Updating cart…

Ideamen Interesting Times CD

Our first release with Rotten Records.  May you live in interesting times indeed.

Price: $12.00

Loading Updating cart…

Ideamen Full Color Factory Shirt

This was designed by Ed Wisinski, the guy that did the original art for the Three Floyd’s Dark Lord beer!  We didn’t make these ourselves, we done paid out the nose for an awesome full color print on a high quality shirt.  These are NICE.  Like Nordstrom nice.

*NOTE*  We finally got the art!  Sooo, this image is pretty much what it will look like.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $30.00

Loading Updating cart…

Gear Head Kid Shirt

Hey, this is new!  Our very own Gear Head Kids’ head was carefully surgically removed from the Trained When We’re Young art and grafted onto our logo.  Science FTW!

*Note*  These are printed with white ink on a red shirt.  Appropriate image coming soon!

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $15.00

Loading Updating cart…

Full Color Factory Poster

This was designed by Ed Wisinski, the guy that did the original art for the Three Floyd’s Dark Lord beer!  Poster is glossy 18×24 inch.

*NOTE*  We finally got the art!  Sooo, this image is pretty much what it will look like.

Price: $20.00

Loading Updating cart…

Your face in our tour vehicle!

Put a photo of your face in our tour vehicle!  Send us a pic of yourself and we’ll print it out and put it in our vehicle while we’re on tour.  We appreciate your help so much that we would like to be reminded of the people that have supported us.  You rock!

Price: $20.00

Loading Updating cart…

Hang out with Ideamen

Come to an Ideamen rehearsal at the IdeaHouse, hang out for a practice, and Dave will make dinner afterwards!  This is for the folks that just really want to support us and get us on the road.  You’re awesome.

**Notifications and disclaimers**  You will have to drive to Hammond Indiana.  Limit 4 people total, that is you and up to 3 friends.  Please advise about dinner requirements/restrictions if applicable.  Date and time will be arranged around your schedule and ours.  Details will be arranged via email, and we hope to fulfill these within a year from purchase. 

Price: $250.00

Loading Updating cart…

Lessons from Ideamen!

Yep.  We’re offering to meet you and give you a one hour session – Guitar lesson from Greg, Keyboard lesson from Tim, or a Vocal lesson from Dave.  Sweet.

**Notes and disclaimers**  This will involve you traveling to us, or possibly us traveling to you.  If we travel to you, limit 30 miles from Chicago.  If you travel to us, limit to you and one guest.  Date and time will be arranged around your schedule and ours.  Details will be arranged via email, and we hope to fulfill these within a year from purchase. 

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $150.00

Loading Updating cart…

Dave Will Cook You Dinner!

Dave will come to your house (within 100 miles from Chicago) and cook a delicious meal for you and up to 2 guests.

You may not know it, but Dave is actually a really good chef.  He makes fancy gourmet stuff with mostly ingredients from scratch.  He’s not into processed junk food, and very rarely consumes anything that comes out of a can, box or bag.  We were going to offer a limited selection of options, but why not just let you pick out something delicious.  Dave’s favorite place to look at fancy recipes is epicurious.com.  You can go there and poke around, or pick a recipe from wherever you want (Dave will vet your choices for his approval), or choose from a few of Dave’s favorite recipes:

Braised Chicken with Artichokes and Peas  – Mild and delicious

Poblano Corn Chowder with Shrimp – Really really spicy.  Dave adds serrano and habenjero to this one.

Porterhouse Steak with Herbed Butter – A really nice steak option.

Scallops with Asparagus – Scallops are soooo good.

**Notes and disclaimers**  Within 100 miles from Chicago.  You must have a functional kitchen and at least a few pots and pans.  Dave will provide all ingredients.  Please advise about food requirements, aversions, allergies and the like.  Meal for up to 3 people total (you and 2 guests).  If you choose your own recipe, Dave will want to vet it for his approval (like no lobster tails in saffron and truffles, or other obscenely expensive or difficult to acquire ingredients).  Date and time will be arranged around your schedule and Daves.  Arrangements will be made via email, and we hope to fulfill these within a year from purchase. 

 

Price: $150.00

Loading Updating cart…

Private Ideamen Concert – Local

Yep, Ideamen will come to you and play a show.  By local we mean within 100 miles from Chicago.  We will contact you via email to hammer out the details.

**Notes and Disclaimers**  Within 100 miles from Chicago.  Yes, we will come directly to your house and play a bomb ass house party in your living room.   Date and time will be arranged around your schedule and ours.  Details will be arranged via email, and we hope to fulfill these within a year from purchase. 

Please contact us at ideamen@gmail.com if you would like to arrange a group payment option for this.

Price: $500.00

Loading Updating cart…

Private Ideamen Concert – Long distance

Yep, Ideamen will come to you and play a show.  By long distance we mean within 500 miles from Chicago (sorry, not that tiny bit of Canada that’s in that range).  We will contact you via email to hammer out the details.

**Notes and Disclaimers**  Within 500 miles from Chicago, U.S. only.  Yes, we will come directly to your house and play a bomb ass house party in your living room.  Date and time will be arranged around your schedule and ours.  Details will be arranged via email, and we hope to fulfill these within a year from purchase. 

Please contact us at ideamen@gmail.com if you would like to arrange a group payment option for this.

Price: $1,000.00

Loading Updating cart…

Private Ideamen Concert – Nationwide

Yep, Ideamen will come to you and play a show. We thought long and hard about this…  and yeah – Nationwide.  Anywhere in the American contiguous 48 states.  We will contact you via email to hammer out the details.

**Notes and Disclaimers**  Anywhere in the American contiguous 48 states.  Yes, we will come directly to your house and play a bomb ass house party in your living room.  Date and time will be arranged around your schedule and ours.  Details will be arranged via email, and we hope to fulfill these within a year from purchase. 

Please contact us at ideamen@gmail.com if you would like to arrange a group payment option for this.

Price: $2,000.00

Loading Updating cart…

Tesla Shirt

A fan-inspired design of the Wardenclyffe Tower.  It was supposed to provide wireless electricity and communications.  It got blowed up, but not by awesome steampunk zeppelins.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $15.00

Loading Updating cart…

Light Bulb Logo Shirt

A new shirt with an old-school logo we used back in the progress days.  Shiny reflective ink on a dark green shirt.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $15.00

Loading Updating cart…

BrainTank Shirt

The first shirt design we printed ourselves, and still the best seller.  If you’re not sure what shirt to get, this one’s cool.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $15.00

Loading Updating cart…

BrainDrone Shirt

This is a tip of the hat to the BrainTank, updated with Schemata themeyness.  Do what you want, I’ll be watching.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $15.00

Loading Updating cart…

Masquerade Shirt

The “Horses Head” inspired shirt.  Keep it in the shade, Cellar masquerade.  Printed on front and back.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $15.00

Loading Updating cart…

Hat with flight patch

[[SOLD OUT]]

Sorry we done sold all of these thingies.  We’ll make more.  After the tour.

A nice fitted hat made by Propper with an Ideamen flight patch on it.  Hat approved by Mark.  Sizes are S, M, L, XL.  If you know your hat size by a different method, here’s a chart.

Product Options
Combination of product variants is not available

Price: $20.00

Embroidered Flight Patch

A high quality embroidered patch with a new, flight patch-like logo.  Sourced from a local Chicago company.

Price: $5.00

Loading Updating cart…

Ideamen Zippo

A Zippo!  Yeah, a Zippo, how cool is that?  Brushed stainless Zippo, made cooler with the addition of a die cast Ideamen gear logo.  DIY FTW!

Price: $30.00

Loading Updating cart…

GearLogo Die Cast Pin

Now this is classy.  A die cast pin, bronzed, sandblasted, and so cool.  We found ’em at a place in Chicago.  Go local businesses!

Price: $5.00

Loading Updating cart…

Bottle Opener Button

A Button that is also a Bottle Opener!  What will they think of next?  How utterly convenient.  How utterly…  well yeah it is a little kitschy trinket.  But it has our logo on it.  Yeah!

Price: $2.00

Loading Updating cart…

Duct Tape Mustache – Mise En Scéne CD

Tim’s old band Duct Tape Mustache!  Their release from 2005, Mise En Scéne.  We’ve got a handful of these left, why should we be hoarding them all?

Price: $5.00

Loading Updating cart…

Gwen Mitchell Experiment – Esque CD

Mark’s old band, Gwen Mitchell Experiment.  Their 2007 release, Esque.  You wanna hear more bass by Mark?  Look no further.

Price: $5.00

Loading Updating cart…

Donate to Dreams!

Dreams Sandbox and Tutorials is a group in Second Life who are host to several support groups and educational endeavors.  Dave plays around over there, and they could really use your help to keep the sims and groups running.  Dave might send you something extra if you donate to Dreams.

Loading Updating cart…
LoadingUpdating…