The IdeaStore

Hey, we may as well ask.  Since so many of you wanted to throw money at us – here’s your chance.  Money for nothing.  Well, you get our undying gratitude.  We’ll use this money to go on tour.  To see you.  Oh, and we’ll give you a shoutout on Facebook and/or Twitter!

This is it!  Trained When We’re Young, the new 2017 release from Ideamen, our third release on Rotten Records.  Filled with delicious Ideamen jelly and topped with whipped cream.

We are finally repressing the Ideamen debut EP, Progress! 

Schemata, our sophomore album with Rotten Records.  Heh, I said ‘sophomore’.

Our first release with Rotten Records.  May you live in interesting times indeed.

This was designed by Ed Wisinski, the guy that did the original art for the Three Floyd’s Dark Lord beer!  We didn’t make these ourselves, we done paid out the nose for an awesome full color print on a high quality shirt.  These are NICE.  Like Nordstrom nice.

*NOTE*  We finally got the art!  Sooo, this image is pretty much what it will look like.

Hey, this is new!  Our very own Gear Head Kids’ head was carefully surgically removed from the Trained When We’re Young art and grafted onto our logo.  Science FTW!

*Note*  These are printed with white ink on a red shirt.  Appropriate image coming soon!

This was designed by Ed Wisinski, the guy that did the original art for the Three Floyd’s Dark Lord beer!  Poster is glossy 18×24 inch.

*NOTE*  We finally got the art!  Sooo, this image is pretty much what it will look like.

A fan-inspired design of the Wardenclyffe Tower.  It was supposed to provide wireless electricity and communications.  It got blowed up, but not by awesome steampunk zeppelins.

A new shirt with an old-school logo we used back in the progress days.  Shiny reflective ink on a dark green shirt.

The first shirt design we printed ourselves, and still the best seller.  If you’re not sure what shirt to get, this one’s cool.

This is a tip of the hat to the BrainTank, updated with Schemata themeyness.  Do what you want, I’ll be watching.

The “Horses Head” inspired shirt.  Keep it in the shade, Cellar masquerade.  Printed on front and back.

[[SOLD OUT]]

Sorry we done sold all of these thingies.  We’ll make more.  After the tour.

A nice fitted hat made by Propper with an Ideamen flight patch on it.  Hat approved by Mark.  Sizes are S, M, L, XL.  If you know your hat size by a different method, here’s a chart.

A high quality embroidered patch with a new, flight patch-like logo.  Sourced from a local Chicago company.

A Zippo!  Yeah, a Zippo, how cool is that?  Brushed stainless Zippo, made cooler with the addition of a die cast Ideamen gear logo.  DIY FTW!

Now this is classy.  A die cast pin, bronzed, sandblasted, and so cool.  We found ’em at a place in Chicago.  Go local businesses!

A Button that is also a Bottle Opener!  What will they think of next?  How utterly convenient.  How utterly…  well yeah it is a little kitschy trinket.  But it has our logo on it.  Yeah!

Tim’s old band Duct Tape Mustache!  Their release from 2005, Mise En Scéne.  We’ve got a handful of these left, why should we be hoarding them all?

Mark’s old band, Gwen Mitchell Experiment.  Their 2007 release, Esque.  You wanna hear more bass by Mark?  Look no further.

Dreams Sandbox and Tutorials is a group in Second Life who are host to several support groups and educational endeavors.  Dave plays around over there, and they could really use your help to keep the sims and groups running.  Dave might send you something extra if you donate to Dreams.